Peggy-Sue Evil. The aftermath

Following the shocking revalations contained in the letter of Job Lesson Evil yesterday, the town of Ratsnip is in chaos.

Peggy-Sue Evil. Jon Lesson Evil’s diary.

Life is no longer as simple as it has been. No longer can I be happy with the simple “happy” family life that I have to portray with Peggy-Sue.

Peggy-Sue Evil. Week 4. Part 2.

Dear father. I’m sorry I haven’t written in a while, and that you had to find out about Jon from a newspaper. Thankyou for condalences. I don’t even know if I’m sad. I mean who would have thought a grown, fit, active muscular man like Jon could drown in a bathtub? You now they’re saying [...]

Peggy-Sue Evil. Week 4. Part 1.

The Rock Legend, Jon Lesson Evil, nicknamed the man with the golden tongue and fingers died last night, in what appeared to be a tragic accident. Although police investigators, have dropped hints that there is some evidence of foul play, this is not confirmed, and there are no apparent suspects.

Peggy-Sue Evil. Week 3

Dear Father.    I would like to announce the death of Jon Lesson Evil. Well unfortuantly not, he’s just sleeping. 

Peggy-Sue Evil. Week 2. Part 5

Dear father. I’m glad you like the baby picture. I’ll try to be nice. How I hate that word. And include pictures in every letter. No I’m not completely sure which is which. I think it’s Apple in the first picture though. Thankfully Jon is still all the work with the babies, unless he’s at [...]

Peggy-Sue Evil. Week 2. Part 4

Dear Father I would like to introduce you to the Spenster sisters. We’re good friends. I think you’d like them. Even if they are both crazy single ladies. I mean they actually wait outside hospitals hoping to get an opportunity to steal a baby or two. I mean yes seeing the pain and agony on [...]

Peggy-Sue Evil. Week 2. Part 3

Dear father. Being pregnant is horrible. Not only am I missing work, I’m huge. Plus there is so much to learn. I don’t know how I am going to do the labour thing once, let alone twice. It jut seems like some torture invented, to amuse us, whilst others suffered it. How mother did this [...]

Peggy-Sue Evil. Week 2. Part 2

Dear Father. I now hate Jon, more than I hate you. That’s right. He’s gone and messed with my contraception, and I am now pregnant. Not amused.

Peggy-Sue Evil. Week 2. Part 1

Dear Father. I Hate You. Hate You! Hate You! I mean what do you mean I have to children. I don’t want children. I hate children. I can’t believe you’re doing this to me. You’re the idiots who got yourself arrested. So why do I suffer for your mistakes?! I bet your all sat there [...]